one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
NEW MASHUP VIDEO! “Frozen is the new Black”. Welcome to princess prison.
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.
wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
♛ REGINA MILLS APPRECIATION WEEK ♛
day one: favourite persona
― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …
regina mills appreciation week
∟day one, favourite persona: the evil queen
…And [Melkor] descended upon Arda in power and majesty greater than any other of the Valar…
i didn’t fill a bingo square but i still made a thing?
me being a sexy seductress